By guest blogger, Phoebe (my BFF!)
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{Do not disturb. Slow melting in progress.
-Phoebe, quoted from Doggiewood True Stories}
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Ever wondered what goes on behind those picture perfect ads? I'm here to debunk the so-called glamorous lifestyle of a four-legged supermodel. .
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MYTH: Modeling is easy.
FACT: Modeling is hard work! Striking a pose when you're not in the mood is no easy feat. Plus, those flood lights are just too hot when you're wearing fur.
FACT: Modeling is hard work! Striking a pose when you're not in the mood is no easy feat. Plus, those flood lights are just too hot when you're wearing fur.
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{Taking cue from renowned dog behaviorist, Fred Alimusa.}
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{Sigh. Modeling is tiring.} .
MYTH: Models take bribes.
FACT: Weeelllll... maybe sometimes... but only if the price is right! ;) The modeling industry is a dog eat dog world. You gotta do what you gotta do. Besides, I'm a model, not a saint.
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{My agent, Janine, "coaxing" me with a surprise treat after the shoot...}
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{Oh wow, vanilla dog biscuits topped with ice cream. My favorite!}
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MYTH: Models starve to be skinny.
FACT: Whoever lives by that rule obviously haven't tasted the rich, creamy, buttery bliss called Häagen-Dazs Caramel Biscuit and Cream. Diet? No-doggone-way!
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{Aaah, the perks of being a model...} FACT: Whoever lives by that rule obviously haven't tasted the rich, creamy, buttery bliss called Häagen-Dazs Caramel Biscuit and Cream. Diet? No-doggone-way!
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MYTH: Models are spoiled brats.
FACT: If you didn't get your ice cream fix, wouldn't you be cranky too?
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{My agent booking me more modeling jobs.
Heeeey, quit texting. I WANT MORE ICE CREAM!}
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BONUS: Never before seen
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